The loyalty program that Rewards You
Sign up and get £10 worth of pain points to use right away!
Joining the Half Human Loyalty Program is FREE and you can earn ££ back against purchases and other actions!
SPEND PAIN POINTS
ADD A % DISCOUNT
Every 500 Pain Points = 5%
ADD A £ DISCOUNT
Every 500 Pain Points = £5
EARN PAIN POINTS
SIGN UP
Earn 500 Pain Points
PLACE AN ORDER
Earn 5 for every £1
WRITE A REVIEW
Earn 500 Pain Points
HAVE A BIRTHDAY
Earn 250 Pain Points
REFER A FRIEND
Earn £10 off
LIKE ON FACEBOOK
Earn 50 Pain Points
FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
Earn 50 Pain Points
Follow on Twitter
Earn 50 Pain Points
SHARE ON FACEBOOK
Earn 20 Pain Points
Share On Twitter
Earn 25 Pain Points
LEVEL UP
The Higher You Go, The More You Unlock...
Bronze
Create a Free Account on the site and instantly join the program.
Silver
Earn over 5,000 points and elevate to silver status.
Gold
Earn over 10,000 points to receive exclusive gold status.
Black
Once you reach the heights of 15,000 points you will unlock the black status.
What Are You Waiting For?
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Pain Points: The More You Get The More We Give
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Receive discounts & exclusive offers only available to Pain Points members.
benefits |
BRONZENO POINTS |
SILVER5,000 POINTS |
GOLD10,000 POINTS |
BLACK15,000 POINTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Earn Pain Points | ||||
| Redeem Pain Points On Purchases | ||||
| Exclusive Offers & Promotions | ||||
| Birthday Bonuses & Surprises | ||||
| Early Bird Access For New Releases | ||||
| Free Priority Shipping - Always | ||||
| Priority Orders | ||||
| Vip Access To Exclusive Events |
BRONZE
NO POINTS
| Earn Pain Points |
| Redeem Pain Points On Purchases |
| Exclusive Offers & Promotions |
| Birthday Bonuses & Surprises |
SILVER
5,000 POINTS
| Earn Pain Points |
| Redeem Pain Points On Purchases |
| Exclusive Offers & Promotions |
| Birthday Bonuses & Surprises |
| Early Bird Access For New Releases |
GOLD
10,000 POINTS
| Earn Pain Points |
| Redeem Pain Points On Purchases |
| Exclusive Offers & Promotions |
| Birthday Bonuses & Surprises |
| Early Bird Access For New Releases |
| Free Priority Shipping - Always |
| Priority Orders |
BLACK
15,000 POINTS
| Earn Pain Points |
| Redeem Pain Points On Purchases |
| Exclusive Offers & Promotions |
| Birthday Bonuses & Surprises |
| Early Bird Access For New Releases |
| Free Priority Shipping - Always |
| Priority Orders |
| Vip Access To Exclusive Events |
BE MORE THAN HUMAN. JOIN US.
Create an account and earn 500 pain points to use straight away!