The loyalty program that Rewards You
Sign up and get £10 worth of pain points to use right away!
Joining the Half Human Loyalty Program is FREE and you can earn ££ back against purchases and other actions!
SPEND PAIN POINTS
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ADD A % DISCOUNT
Every 500 Pain Points = 5%
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ADD A £ DISCOUNT
Every 500 Pain Points = £5
EARN PAIN POINTS
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SIGN UP
Earn 500 Pain Points
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PLACE AN ORDER
Earn 5 for every £1
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WRITE A REVIEW
Earn 500 Pain Points
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HAVE A BIRTHDAY
Earn 250 Pain Points
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REFER A FRIEND
Earn £10 off
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LIKE ON FACEBOOK
Earn 50 Pain Points
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FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
Earn 50 Pain Points
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Follow on Twitter
Earn 50 Pain Points
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SHARE ON FACEBOOK
Earn 20 Pain Points
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Share On Twitter
Earn 25 Pain Points
LEVEL UP
The Higher You Go, The More You Unlock...
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Bronze
Create a Free Account on the site and instantly join the program.
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Silver
Earn over 5,000 points and elevate to silver status.
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Gold
Earn over 10,000 points to receive exclusive gold status.
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Black
Once you reach the heights of 15,000 points you will unlock the black status.
What Are You Waiting For?
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Pain Points: The More You Get The More We Give
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Receive discounts & exclusive offers only available to Pain Points members.
benefits |
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![]() SILVER5,000 POINTS |
![]() GOLD10,000 POINTS |
![]() BLACK15,000 POINTS |
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Earn Pain Points | ||||
Redeem Pain Points On Purchases | ||||
Exclusive Offers & Promotions | ||||
Birthday Bonuses & Surprises | ||||
Early Bird Access For New Releases | ||||
Free Priority Shipping - Always | ||||
Priority Orders | ||||
Vip Access To Exclusive Events |